Ohhh, it seems like
Your head is screwed on straight to me,
You've got passion, drive and energy,
And a winning personality,
it's clear
I think you're going to be happy here
BILLIE
I think you're talking me up
a bit too much
CRIS
Oh don't be so down on yourself
It's lovely to have you around, I know
Zara thinks so too...
BILLIE
You do?!
CRIS
But I wouldn’t get my hopes up if I were you…
So you've seen the jungle gym
The main attraction
The nets are patchy
So limbs get caught
and sometimes kids fall through
But don't worry you'll learn
to catch them
BILLIE
B-but what if I don't
and they die
and the parents sue me?
CRIS
You won't,
it'll be fine!
We've only had one serious injury
Well at least recently…
So there's a blow-up slide, there’s not much to it,
But keep an eye on the ball pit
In case kids try to bury their friends alive
BILLIE
Does that... often happen?
CRIS
More often than you'd imagine…
But kids don’t need to breathe for like three minutes
Plenty of time to intervene before they're finished
BILLIE
I don't know if I'm cut out for this,
I don't know if my nerves can take the hits,
And my spacial awareness is…
and I'm slow as molasses
Maybe I should quit while I'm ahead
CRIS
Hey now, I know it's a lot to take in
Just give yourself a chance, you'll find
That once you learn the dance
You'll be just fine
So finally,
Behold the blessed break room
Our sacred place of refuge
From kids (and parents) that don't behave
Broken dishwasher, microwave, anyway,
Welcome to the Land of Happy Play
My dear
I think you're gonna be happy here
credits
from Happy Playland,
released August 10, 2017
Written by Dylan Kelly
Performed by the Happy Playband
Produced by Elsie Bollinger, Maxwell Apse, and Chris Winter
Recorded at Mr. Winter and Plan 9
Vocals - Neenah Dekkers-Reihana, Jen Smith
Guitar - Sam Trist
Bass - Dylan Kelly
Drums - Jacob Baxter
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